Two mad men organized to run away from the mental Hospital, they started
planing and agreed that they will go 2 d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate n run
away…. When they reached the Gate, the watchman wasn’t there and the gate
was wide open…they said ”SHIT our plan has failed, lets go back we’ll try again tomorrow’
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her
…Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P
Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . ! Girl : I m thinking. . Boy : Now this is not a good time to joke.
trange Fact:Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur kehna:
SORRY
But
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke kehna: I AM FINE
People say that.. “No Sorry and No Thanks In Friendship or in A Relationship..!!”
But reality is:
These 2 words actually save the relations..!!..
The best kind of relationship in the world is the one in which A sorry & A smile
can make everything back to normal again..
I SPEAK only when I feel my words are better than my silence..
But
Sometimes it may hurt or irritate others a lot..
So, I love my silence…
Ek bar sari feelings ne decide kiya ki wo log hid n seek khelenge..
Dard ne counting start ki aur baki feelings chhup gai,
jhoot ped k peeche chhupa aur pyar gulab ki jhadiyon k peechhe..
Sab pakde gai siwae pyar k, Yeh dekh jealousy ne dard ko bata diya ki pyar kahan chhupa hai..
dard ne pyar ko khich k nikala to kaanto ki wajah se pyar ki aankhe kharab ho gai aur wo andha ho gaya yeh dekh k GOD ne dard ko saja sunai ki use jindagi bhar pyar k sath rehna padega….
Tab se pyar Andha hai aur jaha bhi jata hai Dard Sath hota hai…
Sorry works when mistake is made. But sorry does not work when trust is broken.
So do mistakes but never break someone’s trust!
1 Handsome boy & A hot girl were going to country side on a bike 4 having fun.
Rain started n both got wet. they found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt n denim shorts.
Boy was also well built n was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close to her n wrapped his arms around her waist n he caught her close n put his hand on her wet waist n started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s shoulder n offered her lips 4 a kiss…
Iss dost ki har khata ko maaf kar dena, Har gile har shikve ko dil se saaf kar dena,
Akele na sehna koi bhi taklif, Dukh ho ya sukh half-2 kar lena